Christmas 2012 Rhyme

December 20th, 2012

Bernanke the Red-Nosed Fed chairman,
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other Fed chairman,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Bernanke,
Join in any back room games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
POTUS came to say,
Bernanke with your nose so bright,
Won’t you inflate my economy tonight?

Then how the Congress loved him,
As they shouted out with glee.
Bernanke the Red-Nosed Fed chairman,
You’ll go down in history.

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
The CFPB, Dodd-Frank and Sarbanes-Oxley.
But do you recall?
The most famous paper pusher of all?

Bernanke the Red-Nosed Fed chairman,
He printed currency and debt with glee.
He said he was a student of the Great Depression,
But those lessons were apparently lost on he.

But who cares, the administration loved him,
As they shouted out with glee.
Bernanke the Red-Nosed Fed chairman,
You’ll go down in his-to-r-eeeeeeee!

Brian Martucci is a loan officer for Capital Bank Home Loans, a division of Capital Bank, N.A. He has been in the mortgage industry since 1986 and has served in a number of roles, including loan processor, loan officer, mortgage broker, branch manager, and vice president. Brian Martucci – NMLS# 185421. His opinions do not necessarily reflect the opinions and beliefs of Capital Bank Home Loans or Capital Bank. Capital Bank, N.A.- NMLS# 401599. Click here for the Capital Bank, N.A. “Privacy Policy”.​

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