The Wicked Witch of the East is back.
She is called Fannie Mae.
She is dressed in black.
Government makes her stronger every day.
She is fed by our tax dollars,
and is hungrier than ever.
She makes mortgage clients holler,
with paperwork that ends…never.
Dodd/Frank makes things worse,
it is reactive legislation.
As usual the legislators,
should have stayed on vacation.
Fannie Mae paperwork is arbitrary,
ridiculous, bloated and a bitch.
Getting a mortgage is as scary,
as a midnight visit from a witch!