The Real Wicked Witch!

October 31st, 2012

The Wicked Witch of the East is back.
She is called Fannie Mae.
She is dressed in black.
Government makes her stronger every day.

She is fed by our tax dollars,
and is hungrier than ever.
She makes mortgage clients holler,
with paperwork that ends…never.

Dodd/Frank makes things worse,
it is reactive legislation.
As usual the legislators,
should have stayed on vacation.

Fannie Mae paperwork is arbitrary,
ridiculous, bloated and a bitch.
Getting a mortgage is as scary,
as a midnight visit from a witch!

Brian Martucci is a loan officer for Capital Bank Home Loans, a division of Capital Bank, N.A. He has been in the mortgage industry since 1986 and has served in a number of roles, including loan processor, loan officer, mortgage broker, branch manager, and vice president. Brian Martucci – NMLS# 185421. His opinions do not necessarily reflect the opinions and beliefs of Capital Bank Home Loans or Capital Bank. Capital Bank, N.A.- NMLS# 401599. Click here for the Capital Bank, N.A. “Privacy Policy”.​

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