TRANSCRIPT (fantasy discussion between Astronaut Neil Armstrong and Albert Esintein):
Hello Neil Armstrong. I have had a difficult time getting a mortgage. It is so complicated. I cannot understand it. Can you?
Albert Einstein, I cannot understand it either. Or your accent. But you were one of the fathers of the atomic age. One of the greatest scientists of all time. And came up with the theory of relativity! Are you being serious that you cannot understand the mortgage process?
I’d rather formulate the photon theory of light mechanics than go through the mortgage process. I don’t trust mortgage people. I would rather listen to politicians filibuster each other than go thru a mortgage process.
You clearly have not talked to Brian Martucci. He will help you get a loan and make it clear, easy, and transparent. Go to his website, www.getloans.com.
What will I do there silly astronaut man?
You can read his amazing blog. And he has video on the entire process. You can get pre-approved there. Use his mortgage calculators. Apply for a loan. Track the status of your loan. Connect with him on different social media. The list goes on. Just surf his website and you will be amazed. There is not one other mortgage lender in America, not even the large banks, that have as much information. Or work as transparently as Brian Martucci does. I love him.
Does he know about this love Mr. Neil Armstrong space man?
No, he is in love with someone else.
Who is this person?
It is not a person. It is his job. Everyone else pays lip service to adding value, getting back to people quickly, having a great website, and being transparent. But Brian Martucci loves his job so much that he actually does all of this. And that leaves no time for any other love. I am sad. But his clients are always happy.